Vote for the Cover Shot for the first edition of our magazine (Fall 2017): Yes, that’s correct. We are planning on printing a real life magazine… Well, sort of. We have to admit that we’re new to this publishing thing, and it may not all look perfect. However, we promise you this… Nothing we do […]
Pouring PBR, as galavanting ghouls shout hysterics in the night. Smirking teenagers take aim, and soon toilet paper pirouettes as rolls are released. Kooks cackle and abdomens ache. Suddenly, all is silent. A single distinguished drop douses the dirt. A drop of… Blood? Wenches wail! No, it could not be. Drip. Drop. Dripp. Dropp. Drippp… Drunk? […]
Member Stella? Oh… I don’t actually member. I was in fucking Puerto Rico being a huge pussy–drinking 10 ounce gold and surfing chin-high Domes. The hardened dudes that were still in Jersey were delivered double-overhead perfection, also known as Winter Storm Stella. I was brought back to Stella after getting drunk with our friend Ryan […]
After a 25-year absence, Saturday May 6th, 2017 ushered in the new NJ Surfing Championships. The event began Saturday and ran for two days of pumping NJ surf. 16 renowned NJ surfers entered the Professional Division and one Zach Humphrey’s was declared NJ’s surfing champion. Pro Open Zach Humphreys Sam Hammer Rob Kelly […]
The Cold War surf contest is a team-based, surfing battle that was recently set to run in Asbury Park, NJ before the end of March 2017. However, according to ColdWarSurf.com the event organizers said, “After much discussion with the surfers, sponsors and organizers, it has been decided that it is in the best interest of […]