Yea, Mondays suck. It’s pretty much inevitable… Unless, you’re Alex Krenkel and you have a full day off to play Fortnite and chat up Tinder ladies. Not all of us are this fortunate, so you may need a little more motivation to open your eyes and be nice to assholes you hate. Not […]
“These Dudes Were on Ellen?” “We are conductors of sound, heat, and energy.” These are the first words Andrew Savage howls at an excited, thirsty, drunk audience in muggy Philadelphia. He knows what he’s doing. He appears to be well-versed in the ways of energy transference. And, sure enough, the crowd becomes liquid. No […]